🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MACRO WITCHCRAFT ALERT: CHINA RUGS 15,000 BTC FOR SHINY ROCKS 🚨

The CCP just rage quit Bitcoin…

to buy more metal from the Earth. Bold move, let’s see if it pays off (it won’t).

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Selling 15,000 BTC for gold is like swapping Starlink for carrier pigeons.

• This isn’t strategy—it’s a monetary midlife crisis.

• Record gold holdings = record fear of free markets.

💡 NEW RULE: If your hedge against fiat is central bank-approved, it’s not a hedge—it’s a coping mechanism.

⚡ Zaps = sound money votes

🥇 Gold = old money cosplay

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still holding the asset you can send at midnight on a Sunday

#FortNakamoto #BTCOverBullion #ChinaDidWhat #DigitalGoldDoesntMelt #ZapDontSell #ProofOfRugPull