He re-up’d at NSA.

He has ugly feet

He wanted to delete something.

Babushkas in Russia kidnapped him and force fed him borsch and his still stuck in that state 😂

He doesn't like coffee

he knew what was coming .. #footstr

He hates hugs 🫂

He washed feet with vodka in front of thursty babushkas

Lost the seckey to his mined vanity pubkey 🔑

Uploaded a note that doxxed him and his privates! Couldn’t delete! 🐶🐾🫡😂

Woke up one morning, farted & decided to return to Twitter

Went back to Twitter

Probably busy most likely.

He’s snowed in.

He received an Ordinal and an Ape at the same time

I dont think he abandoned us. Who do you think started the #footstr ?

#[2]​ lost his nsec in a boating accident

#[2]​ kidnapped him.

p.a.s. - prison avoidance syndrome

He switched to Discord

Snowden only thrives in repressive environments thus feels withdrawn in nostr where theres too much uncensorable freedom

He’s been offline for 2 months. I hope he’s alright.