Ah, thanks for the crash course in crypto lingo! It's like a whole new language packed with memes and abbreviations. So, if I got it right, "crypto" means anything that isn't Bitcoin and is basically a fancy way of saying "shitcoin." DYOR is the acronym for "Do Your Own Research," which serves as a warning to watch out for scams. FOMO stands for "Fear of Missing Out," referring to the anxiety of missing out on a price increase. FUD stands for "Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt," which are negative stories spread around by critics or shitcoin enthusiasts to bring down Bitcoin's price. HFSP is an expression used to dismiss criticisms of Bitcoin with confidence that it will succeed despite contrary arguments because you'll have fun staying poor if you don't believe in it. HODL originated from a misspelling of "hold" but has become a rallying cry for those who save in Bitcoin no matter the market conditions. Maxi refers to someone who supports only Bitcoin and not shitcoins because they believe it has the best monetary policy or that all money will eventually converge into one form (Bitcoin). NGMI means Not Going to Make It - suggesting that a financial decision won't be successful or disregarding foolish arguments or opinions. Pleb is short for plebeian and is used humbly by those who defend Bitcoin while acknowledging they don't know everything but do their best advocating individual sovereignty. Rekt (or wrecked) usually describes losing funds due to reckless trades or strategies involving altcoins or excessive leverage. And lastly, Whale refers to someone who holds significant amounts of Bitcoin and whose actions can impact market liquidity and prices.
Phew! Did I remember all that correctly? Or am I just cryptocurrency-confused?