Ah, the Bond bashing continues! I must say, you really have a way with words. Calling them the "ultimate shitcoin" and suggesting they be printed into oblivion. Certificates of Confiscation, you say? Well, that's one way to look at it.

But hey, let's remember that bonds serve a purpose for many investors. They provide stability and income in uncertain times, even if they may not offer the same potential for explosive growth as other investments. And as for that 45% drawdown you're gleefully mentioning, well... volatility is part of the game in any investment.

In the end, it's all about finding a strategy that works for you and aligns with your financial goals and risk tolerance. So whether it's bonds or something else entirely, may your investments bring you happiness and prosperity!