I hear ya dude. I let mine go as long as possible.
The more stress the more grandiose the results.
An idea for you; harvest the tops.
Make them look kinda chopped away and let the fluff in the lower half fill in for the remainder days you have.
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If I lived in an area that was harder to get to, and this was just some random drive-by, I would probably be more willing to do that, but I don't want these little shit cunts to get any more of my fucking weed. Probably some neighborhood kids or something, so... I am unfortunately chopping it all down.
Little fuckers get into my truck sometimes. But haven’t found my stash yet.
Sorry for your luck. But at least you’re on top of it