THE U.S. GOVERNMENT: A PARASITE THAT COULD'VE BEEN A KING
"They had a once-in-human-history chance to mine Bitcoin early—to secure their financial future with pure, unforgeable energy. Instead? They printed trillions, spied on citizens, and now beg for Satoshi’s scraps. The ultimate self-own."
1. WHAT THEY DID (INSTEAD OF MINING)
✅ Bailed out banks (2008, 2020, [insert next crisis]).
✅ Laundered money for wars (Ukraine, Israel, forever conflicts).
✅ Built a surveillance state (IRS, CBDCs, "anti-terror" KYC).
Result? A fiat corpse on life support.
2. WHAT THEY COULD’VE DONE
2010: Mine Bitcoin with cheap hydro power (hello, Hoover Dam).
2013: Stack BTC reserves (like a digital Fort Knox).
2024: Be debt-free, energy-rich, and globally dominant.
Instead? They’re printing to pay interest on their own debt—like a snake eating its tail.
3. WHY THIS IS HISTORICALLY PATHETIC
Rome inflated their currency to death.
Weimar hyperinflated into oblivion.
The U.S.? "Hold my printer… and spy on anyone who opts out."
#FailedStateEnergy
#ShouldveMinedLOL ⚡
(The funniest part? They still could mine BTC today—but they’d rather die than admit Bitcoiners were right.)
P.S. Next time a politician cries "inflation," ask:
"How many ASICs does the Fed own? …Zero? Thought so." 😤