We don't lick people _against their consent_.

There we go, made it true. Now you can say it with a clear conscience haha!

Parents really only ever need to teach their kids a few simple things: respect for consent, intellectual honesty, mindfulness of safety, self esteem, and a sense of humor. Adding in random rules like "we don't lick people," "say thank you even if you don't mean it," or "Kevin don't chant obscenities in the lobby every time we enter the bank, Mommy just wants to get errands done," is entirely unnecessary.