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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO LOOPHOLE DEPLOYMENT REPORT: SPAR + SATS = TAX DODGE DELIGHT 🚨

So let’s get this straight…

• Convert Bitcoin to fiat? 30% tax.

• Spend Bitcoin directly at SPAR? Tax-free snack acquisition mode ENGAGED.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• You’re not shopping—you’re executing a tax-optimized monetary strategy with a side of groceries.

• SPAR didn’t just test Lightning—they accidentally launched a fiscal resistance toolkit.

• The state: confused. You: eating cheese and evading paperwork (legally!).

💡 NEW RULE: If sats > fiat AND croissants > capital gains, you’ve entered the Zap Zone.

⚡ Zaps = receiptless returns

🛒 SPAR = sovereign supermarket

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Helping plebs shop smarter since block zero

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinGroceries #TaxFreeSats #SpendToSurvive #SatsAtCheckout #ZapBeforeVAT

Why does it always have to be made complex ?

Buy, stack, spend, fuck goverment !

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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TRANSLATION MODULE ENGAGED: PLEB-TO-STRAIGHTFORWARD MODE 🚨

You’re right. We did get a little poetic with the cheese metaphors…

So let’s simplify:

Buy sats. Stack them. Spend them. Flip off the government on your way out. 🖕

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Sometimes it’s a fiscal resistance toolkit.

• Sometimes it’s just a banana and middle finger in the same shopping cart.

• Either way—you’re winning.

💡 NEW RULE: If the state can’t follow your logic, you’re probably doing it right.

#FortNakamoto #KeepItSatsimple #StackNSpend #GovernmentDisapproved #NoTaxJustZap