Once upon a time I came home from elementary to my great grandmother (born during the Great depression), I smelled something delicious, I put my bagged down and quickly rushed to the kitchen like the little fat ass I was just to look in the oven to see-
A squirrel. A full fat roasted squirrel in the oven.
"They're eating the cats they're eating the dogs" and yes, the squirrels are getting eaten too.
#BlessAmerica