Election morning trade, not financial advice:

>Short dated call options on SPY for the inevitable relief rally for the resolution of tension, no hesitation on taking profits

>Longer dated put options on the same + KRE for when the left lets the scaffold out of the ponzi they were desperately holding up, and/or when people realize the right's DOGE will bring valuations back to reality (which I'm all for, but I'm a realist)

All profits into #bitcoin and/or into a ConduitBTC FOSS project, or I lose a little money and get a painful reminder to, yet again, stay humble