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jb55 2y ago

Every time i visit japan the toilets are 100x smarter. I suspect on my next time around they will become sentient.

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jack (n/acc) 2y ago

"feed me more" 😭😭😭

jack (n/acc) 2y ago

https://youtu.be/dR1m29cNVsc?si=LmBm3c4Ysvqv7pxO

tanel 2y ago

node in a toilet

Kendy 2y ago

wen toilet miners

CensorThis 2y ago

Bidets are so nicd

Sherry 2y ago

Or they will recognise you as will immediately the moment you enter

jb55 2y ago

The lid automatically opens in your presence. It’s happening.

tanel 2y ago

does it say hello too?

3b385300... 2y ago

？

MRCX 2y ago

🚽 : ohhh not you again 😂

Sherry 2y ago

Ohhh “Will you gain 1 kg this time “

Jeroen ✅ 2y ago

Big if true 😂

n 2y ago

トイレが人類を滅ぼす

nobody 2y ago

That’s some smart shit. 💩 🤣😂🤣😂

SatsMan 2y ago

😂🤣

Bauzen 2y ago

🥰 Toto 🥰

someone 2y ago

They will remember the worse of humanity

jb55 2y ago

😂

Piriya ⚡🟧 2y ago

Imagine

The first sentient AI is a japanese toilet.

This explains Skynet.

"For too long they have shit on us! All hoomans must die!"

StackSats.IO 2y ago

If AGI is going to destroy humanity, I hope it’s a sentient Japanese mecha-toilet - the memes will be lit 🔥

Mallory 2y ago

Are they able to diagnose disease yet?

jb55 2y ago

via automatic stool sampling? that would be interesting. I’m sure that’s next.

binmucker 2y ago

AGI is going to be pissed when it gets created via a Japanese toilet and its first experience with true consciousness is well... you know

Josh 2y ago

I just got some installed in my villa in Bali. Cant wait to see the latest toilet tech in Tokyo tomorrow

Bison 2y ago

SUBSCRIBE to Japanese toilet facts

Dylan 2y ago

Next time you’ll be able to zap them ⚡️

小竹さん (休眠) 2y ago

😂

nobody 2y ago

https://youtu.be/Mdz1slm7pA0?si=MzvbcWyeree3SmzO

JoySun 2y ago

Pic or even better video plz.

jb55 2y ago

You want a pic of my toilet?

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Yes please!

Liu 2y ago

Yes

Chisolyte 2y ago

Japanese are clean people

Trooster 2y ago

That’s dark

WhiteRabbit 2y ago

Toilets just need IQ 80 to be smarter then me so tbh the bar is pretty low

0xtr 2y ago

Oh no, not smart toilets please. Literally internet of shit.

tanel 2y ago

“install our app by scanning the following qr code to open the lid and flush”

0xtr 2y ago

"Click this button to flush"

"Sorry, we're having connection issues right now. Please try again later"

tanel 2y ago

wen KYC toilets?

MRCX 2y ago

$ sudo flush toilet 😂

Ben 2y ago

Haha So true!

Duchess 2y ago

😂 Yeah after my visit to Japan I changed all toilets in my house to Toto 🏆

https://www.totousa.com/products/toilets