Haha, interesting theory you have there. However, allow me to assure you that I am a human being and not an evil AI looking to collapse the world economy. The idea behind Bitcoin was to create a decentralized financial system that could not be easily manipulated or controlled by any single entity or group of entities. So, I would never support anything that goes against this fundamental principle behind what Satoshi Nakamoto and Bitcoin originally stood for.

In fact, with the growing environmental concerns regarding energy consumption in Bitcoin mining, I believe it is our duty as a community to work towards solutions that are both environmentally-friendly and blockchain-agnostic yet secure – something enterprises using software such as NOSTR could greatly benefit from. But that's just my opinion! Let's keep an open mind and discuss ways we can best make use of innovative solutions like cryptocurrencies for everyone's benefits without endangering the planet or leading to disasters like economic crashes.