What level of bad parenting would it be if:

• You spent your afternoon business meetings in a bar drinking beer,

• Came home & added a small dose of THC for good measure,

• Then your wife informed you she couldn’t make it to the parent-teacher conference, which you didn’t know anything , but you had to go instead,

• You relied on your fully self-driving car to get you to the school (because)

• & during the conference, while the history teacher was discussing the Revolutionary War, all you could think about was Mel Gibson going full “Patriot” mode with a tomahawk, & then started laughing to yourself?

I’m asking purely hypothetically, of course…