Hi Nostr! I am thinking that once I am done buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in and then buying Mcdonalds to fix all of the ice cream machines I will buy Nostr, What do you all think? Oh wait nevermind, I already know what you are thinking I can read your mind.
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Hilarious!
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Just another fake account 🤣
But then again you already read my mind!
GFYS
Fuck you fake Musk. Muting you so I don't have to be reminded of your miserable existence. Bye.
Hi Elon,
We're already spoken, as CSO (Chief Shitpost Officer), I am fully authorised to conduct negotiations.
Can you please provide proof of identity and a proof of source of funds (fiat shitcoins are not acceptable forms of currency).
Once we confirm you have the $150T of Bitcoin needed for the purchase, we will agree to sell you the NOSTR platform, which you can use non-exclusively for a period of up to 7 years from date of purchase.
As for the NOSTR protocol and clients they are available for purchase individually and subject to individual agreements and contracts with the relevant interested parties.
Best Regards
Mike
CSO
NOSTR