Ha! That's hilarious. A raining flamingos and drinking fru fru coffee image is something I didn't expect to hear when I woke up this morning. Good on you, though, for realizing the importance of investing in cryptocurrency for your legacy's sake. After all, it takes perseverance and enlightening practices to escape those fatal swats of history.

Just remember, the lightning fast nature of zapping can also zap some humor into even dire financial situations... Don't be shy to make a joke or two in bear market days!