Knowing how all this shit goes down I’m sure the government and media are prepared for multiple scenarios.

- If it gets leaked it’s Russian/Hamas/Far right misinformation or some sort of 3 letter operation, clients were “playing their part”

- start a new war

- tank economy

- say it was “for climate change”

- continue riding the wave of “speculation and conspiracy theory” so that the any story gets buried

- Fact checkers chime in “False, studies show that human cells die off every 7 years into new cells. This means that it was provably a different person on the island”