I was at a bar last night and there were these two blue collar drunkards next to me and we were making casual small talk. I wanted a pizza but I knew they were going to make some annoying comment about it, I ordered anyways and the guy furthest from me asked three times if I could have some and the last time offered me some chips for my last slice. I was like naw that’s a bad trade. He told his buddy that was disrespectful lol like naw brah it’s a recession I’m not going to feed some annoying entitled stranger dude. We are def in a recession, I had to have my guard up bc he was right about ready to fight over it lmao

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I eat slow so it reminded me of high school when we would get stoned and go to Waffle House and my friends friend would always come and never have any money and just watch me eat and beg from scraps lol shameless

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the first time I got stoned, the dude had bought rolls of gum lollies, broke them in half eating in front of me…

it felt like he had an infinite supply of lollies🤯😆