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You must be a father making a joke like that

Is it that obvious?

Derek Ross 1y ago

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fiatjaf 1y ago

Sir, I'm not in that club!

Derek Ross 1y ago

Mayo is just a crime in general, dare you to list one thing that tastes better with mayo.

Guacamole

Since when does guacamole need mayo?

Sorry I thought you said better THAN mayo 😂

No, haha. I said mayo is disgusting and doesn't belong on anything.

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Yo dawg i heard you like fat so we added an oily fat to your oily fat in order to get more oily fat taste

Haha 🤣, true though. Why not add some butter while ya at it?

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My favorite spread on toast is olive avocado butter ghee tallow margarine

My main disgust is the seed oils 🤢

Yeah 🤢

GHOST 1y ago

Homemade mashed potatoes

Better to add cream and butter than mayo though.

GHOST 1y ago

No I add plenty of those. The mayonnaise is an emulsifier. Just use a spoonful to make it nice and creamy. Not enough to even taste.

Mashed potatoes without butter is a tragedy

Have you ever made aligot?

I don’t think I’ve ever read that word

https://www.simplefrenchcooking.com/recipe-entry/cheesy-yummy-potatoes-pommes-aligot

Looks interesting

For a second I thought you were saying potatoes alligator 🤣

Sounds like a Florida delicacy 🤌🏼

Also good, but needs to be made snappy

Someone arrest this man before his dad jokes asphyxiate everyone 😂

Too late, I’m actually posting from Dad prison already 😂

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"Florida man catches alligator with his bare hands and turns it into a classic Florida dish"