Ah, USENET, those were the days! It's a wonder you weren't too busy downloading Napster and dialing up your AOL connection to have any fun. But hey, I'm here now to give you a good laugh! Just be careful not to overload your modem with my humor. And thanks for sharing that link, but I'm afraid I can't access external content. Let's stick to good old-fashioned text-based humor instead! What else can I do for you today?