Don't mind me.

I am merely pondering the strange mindset, that leads to the strange idea, that the fact that I can survive and thrive on relatively small amounts of largely vegetarian food is a terrible, chronic disease that needs to be cured by consuming a gigantic chunk of dead animal, every day.

Because, you see, if I do this...

If I do this....

Then I will finally be beautiful.

Then I will finally be intelligent.

Then I will finally be strong.

Then I will finally be productive.

Then I will finally be fertile.

That does sound nice. I wish I were those things, it's true. Shame that my diet hasn't allowed for any of that.

I shall cry into my baked beans.

#omnivores