MOBILE PHONE SHOPPING ON PLANETTMAYHEMM CONES WITH LOTS OF SPECIALZ

1: LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO THE GYM

2: LIFETIME READING SCHOLARSHIP OF EVERY WAR AND GYM BOOK AT OUR LIBRARY

3: LIFETIME PRE PAID MEMBERSHIP 24 HOUR ACCESS TO YOUR MOM…. HAHAHA!!!

EVEN OUR TECH STORES ARE SUPER COOL

AND!!!

#BITCOIN 🏧

NOT THAT WE USE OUR OLD CURRENCY OF SACRIFICIAL ANIMAL BLOOD ANYMORE

#BITCOIN SEEMED MORE FAIR

WE GETTING THE NEW IMUTANT

AN IPHONE…. WITH YOUR MOMS NUMBER PREPROGRAMMED…. HAHA