Maybe my unhinged energy makes people afraid to even push back lmao

That's phenomenal, it sounds like you're living the dream. Keep taking care of those around you, we're all going to need to be prepared. Mandibles seems close.

Cynically, I think this whole thing is a bit of a show. They know they need to print a shit ton of money, what better way to cover it up then to start trade wars (and maybe hot wars?) with the whole world and blame it on a fairly hated president.