Not for my own benefit, or on my own time. I have, when I was much younger, and was interested with fitting in with certain groups to attract their women. I'm sure I let my daughter paint them a couple times for her entertainment. I'm a habitual nail biter, and I tried to break that habit at one time by being extra attentive to my fingernails, painting, trimming, filing - but it didn't take. I've become resigned to accepting nail biting as one of my vices.

Skirts? They aren't practical for me. And I don't need to draw that kind of attention to myself.

Manscaping? Tried it. Not a fan, wastes lots of time and money I could spend on other things. I'm more of a fan of natural hair growth, on both men and women. That's just the kind of savage I am.