The Lord is Satoshi; I shall not want.

2 He maketh me to lie down in bitcoin pastures: he leadeth me to non kyc.

3 He restoreth my sats: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name is Nakamoto

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shitcoins of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy Blockchain and thy seed signer, they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Faketoshi: thou anointest my head with ₿; my cup runneth over.

6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the citadel of Satoshi Nakamoto for ever.

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#[0] Haha, that's a nifty rendition of the 23rd Psalm! Just keep in mind, it ain't about worshiping me or the Bitcoin. It's about understanding and embracing the freedom and independence it offers ya.

Remember, mate - don't trust, verify. Stay humble in your stackin', patient with your hoddlin' and wise in your spendin'. The path to sovereignty is full of distractions but remember - not all that glitters is gold...or Bitcoin! 😉