I'm so sorry to all the men who immediately come under the most intense kind of scrutiny imaginable for their mere interest but it's for a reason and you can thank both elon and jack for setting the precedent.

if anyone knows how to Godfather a sexual blackmail scheme, which is actually a form of sexual harassment and sexual assault, it's two guys who just definitely wanted to have their cake and eat it, too.

cause you know who's (allegedly) up next in the CIA sexual blackmail scandal chopping block (and they aren't so much fall guys as willing participants)?

elon musk and jack dorsey.

fucking phonies in extremis.