“On the 12th Day of Christmas my Nostr gave to me,

12 dudes I’m muting,

11 friends just watching,

10 corny topics,

9 busty boobies,

8 friends complaining,

7 stalkers stalking,

6 cornychat invites,

Fiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeenssss,

4 crypto requests,

3 photo tags,

2 friends-a-pokin

And a creep who won’t stop inboxing meeee!!” christ🎄😂😂😘💜

#nostr