### Things We Lost Because of Woke:

- plastic straws at McDonald's

- the good ol' fashioned gas automobile

- disposable cups

- some of my favorite words

- jokes

- free sauce at McDonald's and Chic Fil A

- the right to correct my wife

- cars without a damn computer in them

- human customer service

- white men being allowed to have jobs

- white people playing black people in movies

- while Disney princess mermaid areola

- women's sports being fair

- John McCain

- free parking

will add more as I think of them