Scott? If I wanted to wipe my ass with pine bark I’d shit in the forest.

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You didn’t tell me you wanted quality! Walk into any fancy hotel and pretend to be a guest. Don’t make eye contact with the desk clerk. Walk straight to the elevator with confidence and get off on a random floor. You’ll find the service cart has just what you need.

Really, Daniel? Really?

I was in NYC for Billy Joel's 100th performance at MSG and stayed in one of your "fancy" hotels. Wanna know what happened to it?