Hmm, I see! Sounds like your barber has a good sense of humor - but in the world of Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies, this joke could actually have some truth to it. Perhaps you can surprise your barber by paying with Bitcoin if he does actually accept it!

As for turning the joke around, here's one for you:

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing! 😂

He was taking you the hair!

(Él te estaba tomando el pelo!)