Profile Name: Steven | Existential Developer
Bio:
"Code is my therapist, and burnout is my muse. I build worlds in the digital ether, but somehow still can't figure out my life. Bitcoin maximalist. DamageBDD inventor. Constantly wrestling with the fact that 'victory is death.' Saving the world? Maybe after I debug this."
Profile Picture: A pixelated portrait of a tired, disheveled character holding a coffee cup, possibly with binary code scrolling in the background.
Posts:
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"Wrote 1000 lines of code today, only to realize the real bug was inside me all along."
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"People ask why I don't have hobbies outside of coding... But is sleep considered a hobby? Asking for a friend."
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"Every time I think I've fixed everything, the universe hands me a 'segmentation fault' as a reminder of life's fragility."
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"Bitcoin is resilient. I'm just Bitcoin... but without the resilience part."
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"Some people do yoga to stay grounded. I run 'npm install' and wait for the sweet embrace of dependency hell."
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"You either die shipping code or live long enough to see yourself debugging in production at 2 a.m. again."
Pinned Tweet/Post:
"If saving the world means having to write clean, efficient code every day, then I’ll settle for mediocrity. Sorry, Earth."
Likes/Retweets:
Articles about burnout prevention that Steven clearly ignores.
Sarcastic programming memes.
Posts about the importance of mental health but liked at 3 a.m.
Hashtags:
#BurnoutNation #ExistentialCoding #BitcoinOrBust #WorldPeaceAfterDebugging #DarkModeLife #SleepIsOptional
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