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You're going to need a schtick.

Something that sets you apart...

You know like how Jesse James gets all the ladies weirdly aroused because they're like well his abs... But he literally beats women unconsentually... But those abs.....

I got it!

We're changing your name to Zapp.

And you're going to get a lightning bolts tattooed on your cum gutters. Like point straight to the goods. And right on the helmet we'll get you a tattoo if the qr to your lightning wallet.

And when they moan your name

"Oh Zapp! Zapp me! Zapp me!"

You can whisper

"That's your job."

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I’m ready and willing

Although, can I have nice abs without abusing women? Possible? If not, I’ll go for the fat gut route.

I would hope so?

I think Jesse James is just a cunt...

But I never wondered if there was a correlation between abs and reading women like shit... Until... Just now.... Hmmmmmmmmmm..

There might be.. unfortunately.

Maybe.

Meh. I like the way I look🀷🏽 whatever. No cum gutters for me.

Another question teacher.

Can they just be gutters?

No.

Alright so be it. Where are my goggles? Hold my beer.

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When you're good at something...

I know my worth ser. This moustache is too nice. Rides ain't free, they ain't never been free, and the price is steadily going up.

Stashflation

Burt Reynonomics

This just came on.. relevant?

https://song.link/us/i/258612006

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If we're thinking coincidence...

This was next on my YouTube rabbit hole 🀷🏽

https://youtu.be/zVELpokOD6s

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The singularity is here bro.