I've been asked twice in two weeks, so...

If you'd like to send me physical mail, letters, postcards, packages, cards, checks, silver, books, or trinkets, below is my mailing address:

Matt Hamilton

PO Box 129

Funkstown, MD 21734

I'd like to host a meetup at some point within the next year at an undisclosed location and will use the return addresses of mail I receive to address invitations.

If you send me (domestic) mail, anticipate getting a Christmas card in a few months!