People be like, I'd buy Bitcoin, rather than a house.

You can't live in a Bitcoin, tho, and if you don't own your own home, you have to pay rent and rent is crazy-expensive and is money thrown down an endless black hole. And if you have a family, your tiny, crappy apartment will feel very tiny and very crappy.

They be like, Well, my kids will thank me, when they're older and it be like, You think you're going to have them growing up in a hovel, despite having money, and then you bust out 2 Bitcoin on your deathbed and any of them will be there to say goodbye?