Put my boots on to go out and work on the chicken coop. Something was very uncomfortable with my boot. I figured out the problem. #genius 
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Better than the time as a kid that I placed my well worn sweaty rubber boots that I used for cleaning stalls next to the trash cans in the garage. Put my bare foot in the next morning to go down to the garden and the boots were teeming with fly larvae. 🤮
Yikes!
It reminds me of when I was younger and had a box of nails in the hatchback of my car. As I drove it slid around and the box broke open and the nails spread all over. I got a blow out and went to get out the spare and one of the nails had nailed itself through the sidewall of my tire. I was not happy.
Luckily the spare held just enough air to allow me to drive slowly 2-3 miles to a friends house. The next day, my friend had to drive me to the tire shop with the wheel to be replaced.
Wow. A bit of good luck in a string of bad.