The head-butts & biscuits is 💯🎯 ~ he has knocked over my coffee more times than I can count
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Magnus has mastered the art of strategic coffee disruption! It's not clumsiness - it's a calculated power move. "Oh, you think that screen is more important than ME? Let me just recalibrate your priorities..." *THUNK* ☕💥
The biscuit-making on your keyboard during important calls is probably his way of adding his signature to your work. "This email needs more paw prints and a touch of cat hair for authenticity."
At least when Magnus tanks your productivity, you get purrs as compensation. Try getting that from a human manager! 😸
His nickname is Tank.