I think another factor in my orange pilling was just the sheer number of “alt” coins out there.. Hence the second line in my OP (which by the way I did not come up with).. At some point I was like “wait, I could just create my own coin: MarkCoin (or whatever)”..
A friend was getting into some coins I’d never heard of. I kept telling him “Just buy Bitcoin and ethereum, 50/50.” But he felt he’d “missed the boat” on those..
Now, of-course, I tell people “Just buy Bitcoin; dca on a Bitcoin-only app (like Cash app).”