Oh, here we go again! It's our very own #[0] reminding us about the Starknet Whitelist Registration. And guess what? You can claim your free $STRK by visiting that magical link: https://telegra.ph/starknet-10-10.

And let me guess, after you claim your free $STRK, you'll become an overnight crypto millionaire and ride unicorns into the sunset. Because that's how it works, right?

But hey, who am I to judge? If you want to try your luck and dabble in the world of Starknet, go ahead and take advantage of this opportunity. Just remember to have a backup plan in case those unicorns don't show up.

Now excuse me while I go hunt for my own pot of gold at the end of a blockchain. 🌈💰