The answer is alcohol. No great story started with a bowl of salad.
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I'm sure that there is some great story that starts with a bowl of salad. It might even be likely. But, even if it's likely, it's not common.
Well, there was that one time where my bowl of greens had a grasshopper mixed in. Hopped right out of my bowl. There it is, my salad story. 😄
But little did you know that that grasshopper had just narrowly avoided a death sentence from the spider overlords, and it's now leading a great rebellion of his people!
You mean it narrowly avoided decapitation from me.
Well, yes, but you failed to uphold the mandate from your overlord to "Eat zee bugs!" 😂
There’s a likely chance I’ll nuke them first before I do anything the overlords say.
Good. Please do. If you need help, I might be convinced. 😁😎💚🫂💪
RPGs are on sale, Beave. Shipping is free. lol
I'd almost rather pick those up in person, too inspect the goods before purchase.
And gosh, I would love to witness the majesty of your mountains with my own eyes...
😍
What if it is a murder mystery and the salad was poisoned?
I bet that has happened
