Siri sucks this guy's npub
Discussion
Erm. Sorry. *Siri sucks
Haha, you got the joke! Was worried you'd it might go over your head and you'd somehow think I was actually saying such things 😅
Ooh, I think I hear you getting through to the "boiler room" hahaaaa.
Enjoy our white glove onboarding and please leave a review
does it come with support for [redacted] wallet
Not yet! Some of accused our high security glacier cold storage double counting ledger technology a "foot gun" though, which is clearly bad ass. But I'm sure with someone like you on board we could step it up to an even more complex and secure set up! NDA to play, check DMs!
Wait? You think I'm actually a Trader? How fuckken dare you.
I'm out!
I'm leaving my business card.
Oh, wait, no! You got us all wrong, man. We live the purist of vidas here. We secure funds and put them to work responsibly, so you do t have to. With an MNAV of... basically infinity 😏, it's now or never to get on board though. No pressure, but I don't know if you noticed the recent dip and clear recovery...not financial advice Christian DYOR etc 🧲🧲🧲
Please be respectful
https://video.nostr.build/a6ee1b4a5b50166382332a9f6069cd5e93e25ba50673107507af367551ca73a7.mp4
I will refrain from referencing retainers then 🫡
Being tarded is a superpower
https://video.nostr.build/856fc0571ffdd47d650b0d81da417194fd9191dd939d413fbbc97ab508e7b481.mp4
It seems she swallows. Big time
Yuge
Girth
Girth
Bro…it’s… beautiful
Looks like Jabba the Hut trying to put on lingerie
FYI, zap limit has been reached. 🤨
Gotta up your limit.
Yolobase down?
Is bitty pumping?
Market up, yolobase temporarily down. Causes suspected to be related to CoinOS integration (forensic data suggests they may have made up a lower limit from thin air after a potential breach, hoping that no customers would hit that limit and notice, investigation still underway), or possibly annoying Damus overlords in some way.
Feds told him to crash servers 
Ol' Jerome on the red phone to yodl.
We all know yodl isn’t pulling the strings or running the show
nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9nhwden5te0dehhxarjv4kxjar9wvhx7un89uq3zamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0yqwdjn is this true? I thought there were No Strings™© at Yolobase™
It's simple, as previously illustrated. We're climbing to the moon, with no end in sight. Up only! 10x leverage yolo, or bust! 👀😅
We are going higher
(IQ 10^2 lol)
I'm going exponential.
Ima lil embarrassed to admit that I just looked up the meaning safu….its a lil different than I’d assumed 😳🤷🏽♂️😂🤦🏽♂️⭕️
Gotta admit my interpretation was better🤷🏽♂️⭕️
Never change. Stay golden ponyboy. 
Ur my nostr oyster nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat …GFY 🤨😂🫂⭕️
I just imagined a guy screaming "Siri Swallow!" At his now tainted screen 🤦🤣
Good thing I've got android. Google got me covered.
