#Bitcoin

Bitcoiner terminology:

BTC - Bitcoin Core (aka the real bitcoin)

Normie - Fiat Muggle

Cuck Buck - Sucker’s dollar (aka Monopoly money)

DCA - Trading your Monopoly-money paycheck for bitcoin, without starving

ETF - Entry into Traditional Finance (BTC Trojan horse in Trad-Fi, aka what pre-coiners buy)

Seed Phrase - 12 words that internationally & silently mean ‘Go F U Money’

Bitcoin Carnivore - Pre-Vegetarian Muggle

Satoshi Nakamoto - Daddy Peace Bucks

“Low time preference” - Long term thinking (aka someone on Ketamine)

Gary Gensler - Emperor Palpatine

Elizabeth Warren - Darth Maul

Larry Fink - Darth Vader

Donald Trump - Jar Jar Binks

Michael Saylor - Yoda (or Dumbledore, or Gandalf)

Janet Yellen - minion

Darth Maul?