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would you consider doing this for 1 million dollars? Or fuck 13 whatever fucks for Bitcoin.

would you Stay locked in a designated area, for 24 hours with a chimpanzee?

The chimpanzee will have its handler/care taker there the entire time for support.

You'll also be given pepper spray.

***Also, we know you can't fully 'train' them. But this chimpanzee will be one of the most well behaved, people loving chimps that was never violent.

Would you do it? If not, under what circumstances would you?

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sj_zero 2y ago

I'd do it, but we better do this fast because a million bucks ain't what it used to be!

Alice 2y ago

Dam !? Fuck that. Theres no way I could man

The Beave 2y ago

Yes.

Alice 2y ago

Seriously !? How why?

The Beave 2y ago

1. Most animals get along with me.

2. If I die, the money would get left to my niece.

3. If I don't die, I'll be break out of my current debt prison and move on with my life.

It's pretty much all wins.

Alice 2y ago

The handler will be On the Outside of the Inclosure. they Cant physically intervine. only through plexi glass

Henry 2y ago

I definitely wouldn't do it if it was hungry they are omnivores.

Alice 2y ago

I'm seriously surprised so many of you would do it. A chimpanzee could rip your arms off. There's no way you could fight it off

Henry 2y ago

Very true but they used to make adverts with chimps drinking tea in the U.K as far as I know no one died making them 😆. Also one was wearing a bowler hat if I died fighting a monkey as well dressed as that I would surely go to Valhalla 🤪

Alice 2y ago

man that's wild

Henry 2y ago

It's all fun and games til a chimp rips your arm off. 😁 I get the impression they probably stopped making them for animal welfare reasons though.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yq6KYdQnPHk&pp=QAFIAQ%3D%3D

Alice 2y ago

dang

splinter 2y ago

Wait I'm not sure I get it, is the question would we fuck the chimp?

Alice 2y ago

No lol. You just have to stay with it in the same enclosed area for 24 hrs that's all lol

splinter 2y ago

Oh, sign me up then!

Alice 2y ago

The Handler won't be on the inside of the enclosure with you though they're going to be on the outside and can only instruct the chimpanzee through plexiglass so no physical intervention

splinter 2y ago

I feel like I'm being bamboozled here. Ok fuck, everything else I should know? lol

Alice 2y ago

No that's it lol

splinter 2y ago

Ok, I will go ahead with this but I've got my eye on you

H 2y ago

No. Face/off doesn't need a sequel.