Everyone: please stop losing our bags, delaying flights, and charging us absurd fees
Airlines: how about another person’s ass at mouth level? 
Everyone: please stop losing our bags, delaying flights, and charging us absurd fees
Airlines: how about another person’s ass at mouth level? 
Ah yes. 6 hours of having some strangers ass in your face!
Looks absurd. No overhead compartment anymore?
if this happens, I call dibs on making charcoal-infused seat cushions and face masks and selling them at every airport in the world
#CalledIt
Imagine sitting on the top row and having really bad gas 😂😂😂
Yeah I am sure the bro that bought the cheapest possible seat in America didn't load up on taco bell $1 bean and cheese burritos preflight to save money for his trip. 🌯💩💨🌬️ 😂
And then charge slightly more for the “upper deck”.
Crazy , do they accept bitcoin
The art of packing sheep