This makes me giggle.
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I bet you don't know why.
Why
Because I don't think you know me well enough to be able to figure out why I giggle.
I’m not. Can you buy me a birkin now that you figure out
I can't, so, no. And again, even if I could, I would not.
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You can side-eye me all you want, but... Why would i? I mean, in all honesty... If I could. Why would I?