This why I stopped Indiana Jones 4 when he got out of the refrigerator. Also why I gladly miss all new movies released. I'll just rewatch the thing I enjoyed for nostalgia. Not the thing pretending to be thing.
Speaking of which "The Thing" prequel...
I hear "the goonies" reboot/sequel/remaster is going to be called "The Gooners" and be about how rather than looking for pirate treasure, Sloth gets addicted to nostalgia porn. nostr:note1vd00udk6wfyfc3txah0dpdfg2aclx7yyez03uuaslasx29astp2q4xg7nn