Playing #DnD #TTRPG and we found a "talking oar". The Ranger Goliath took it and carried it because it was so big. DM was confused but did not say anything. A bit later we came to a lake with a raft on it "but no way to move the raft unless you swim and push it."

The Ranger says I'll just use the talking oar".

We are told it is not working. When asked why, it is because it is a round ball.

It turns out that it was a "Talking ORB".

Which explains why it took an hour to strap it on the rangers back.