Get a Lexus hybrid, they said

It’s reliable, it’s bulletproof, it lasts forever

Toyota/Lexus hybrids? The best in the industry! 10 year warranty!

Oh, it’s hot outside? Hybrid system malfunction. Can’t drive 1m to the nearest service, gotta call a platform to pick you up.

Fuck this shit, I’m gonna sell this hybrid junk and get a gas guzzler that never lets me down.

Any recommendations?