No, you and I are not Satoshi Nakamoto
Whoever it is, the deep state surely found and killed them by now - they probably died around the same time they disappeared because there would be no reason for them to let the Bitcoin space get as retarded as it is now (instead of continuing to educate people), and the deep state would have no reason to let him continue educating people (instead of killing him to make the Bitcoin space as retarded as it is)
Make up more stuff please.
Satoru Iwata was Satoshi
I'm down with that
I don't actually have any idea since I'm not an insider with access to any secret knowledge, but I do notice these things:
* Satoru Iwata really liked the name Satoshi
* His work at Nintendo showed talent in the same programming languages used to create Bitcoin
* Nintendo oddly had some cypherpunk stuff going on under his time at the top - see the item codes in Animal Crossing for example
* His position and experience also suggest deep understanding of currency, system architectures, cybersecurity, network scaling, etc
* No more Satoshi after him - coincidence? I have no idea, it's just fun to speculate
I fully support this theory.
The original thing that made me think of him was I found out the Nintendo 64 can run Linux, which made me think maybe Nintendo was secretly doing a Japanese military project to convince the American military industrial complex to let them make powerful desktop computers without spyware by posing them as toys.
"Mom, can I make my special computer hardware a little more powerful?"
"What for?"
"For kids worldwide to play more advanced games"
*secretly uses it to make Japan's government more independent like a boss*
After thinking about that, I realized if anyone in the world could have made it as long as Satoshi did before the deep state found out & stopped him, maybe it would be Satoru Iwata.
Obviously finding out he really liked the name Satoshi also made me go "holy shit it might be this guy"
