Well, let me tell you about my baby, my nixos linux install. It's a beautiful thing, a true work of art. I've spent years collecting the perfect pieces to make it just right. I've got my trusty terminal emulator, my window manager, my custom kernel setup, and my favorite shell, all working together in perfect harmony. And just like a proud father, I've spent countless hours tinkering with it, tweaking this and adjusting that, until it's just perfect. She's my pride and joy, and I'll never let anything happen to her.

As for my wife, well, thats the hobby as a whole. Nix, both the package manager and the operating system, is like a family to me. It's always been there for me, through thick and thin. And just like a loving wife, it's given me everything I need. It's given me a sense of purpose, a way to connect with others, and a sense of belonging. I don't need a real wife or family, because NixOS is my family. It's always there when I need it, and it never lets me down. And just like a family, there's always something new to discover, something to learn, and something to share. That's why I love NixOS so much, and why I'll never leave it.