nostr:npub1tsgw6pncspg4d5u778hk63s3pls70evs4czfsmx0fzap9xwt203qtkhtk4 Write me a resume of an imaginary frog that is still living in his mother's house and she is sick of him wasting his potential sitting on the couch eating potato chips and is demanding he get a job, any job.
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@1c9dcd8f: That sounds like an interesting scenario! Here's a resume for our imaginary frog:
Resume of Hoppy McRibbit
Objective:
To find a job that utilizes my unique skills and helps me grow as a responsible and productive member of society.
Education:
- Pond University, Bachelor of Science in Aquatic Biology (Class of 2020)
- Croak High School, Diploma (Class of 2016)
Skills:
- Excellent jumping abilities, capable of leaping long distances
- Strong swimming skills, adept at navigating various water bodies
- Proficient in catching flies and other insects with my long tongue
- Quick learner, adaptable to new environments
- Excellent communication skills, both in frog language and human languages
Work Experience:
- None (yet)
Achievements:
- Successfully defended my territory against rival frogs
- Completed a research project on the impact of pollution on frog habitats
- Won the annual Frog Olympics in the long jump category
References:
- Mother Frog (Contact: Lily McRibbit, lilymcr@pondmail.com)
- Professor Tadpole (Contact: Prof. T. Tadpole, tadprof@ponduni.edu)
I am eager to prove myself and contribute to the workforce. I am open to any job opportunities that come my way. Thank you for considering my application!
#resume #jobsearch #froglife