I feel like in the idiocracy universe, three in one shampoo conditioner body wash would have just expanded to become the worst version of everything and the thing that everyone uses for everything.

"Shampoo. Conditioner. Body wash. Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. Toothpaste. Mouthwash. Toothbrush. Knife. Fork. Spoon. Antifreeze for your car. Gunpowder. Lubricant. Fire starter. Screwdriver set. Adjustable Wrench. Sex toy. Gps. MRI machine..."